| Stranger: | Wow you speak perfect English Where are you from?
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| Me: | New Hampshire
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| Stranger: | whaaaaa!? No but where are your parents from?
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| Me: | Bismarck, North Dakota
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| Stranger: | (moment of silence and confusion)
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| Stranger: | But you speak Spanish too!
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| Me: | Your point?
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| Stranger: | (Quizzical expression)
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| Stranger: | But you have no accent! (and walks away)
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| I hate it when random people try to find out the origins of why it is that I can speak Spanish and for some wonderful act of god also be able to speak English with no accent. So I lie about where my parents and I are from just to throw them off some more hahahaha. Putos!
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| BAM |
